"Do not drop, disassemble, open, crush, bend, deform, puncture, shred, microwave, incinerate, paint or insert foreign objects into iPhone"
Why would I be that stupid?
Steve Jobs – I solemnly swear that I shall never microwave a iPhone. Ever. If I get my hands on one I shall treat it like it is made out of gold.
I recon I’ve got about £400 in hand at the moment… anyone want to go halves? 😛