"Do not drop, disassemble, open, crush, bend, deform, puncture, shred, microwave, incinerate, paint or insert foreign objects into iPhone"
Why would I be that stupid?
Steve Jobs – I solemnly swear that I shall never microwave a iPhone. Ever. If I get my hands on one I shall treat it like it is made out of gold.
I recon I’ve got about £400 in hand at the moment… anyone want to go halves?
Granted, it does not do anything, none of the buttons work, and it is actually cardboard… but its the closest I’ll get!