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	<title>Matt Dyson &#187; random destruction</title>
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		<title>What not to do</title>
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<p>Why would I be that stupid?</p>
<p>Steve Jobs &#8211; I solemnly swear that I shall never microwave a iPhone. Ever. If I get my hands on one I shall treat it like it is made out of gold.</p>
<p>I recon I&#8217;ve got about &#xA3;400 in hand at the moment&#8230; anyone want to go halves? <img src='http://mattdyson.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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