My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Snow Patrol (38), Madonna (24) & Keane (24) http://t.co/jNTeshl0 - 1 day ago
@Ed_BigMac The cheese is infused with more beer. - 2 days ago
Manchester rarebit and a pint definitely beats wedding reception food. - 2 days ago
Office currently more like a warzone than a workplace! #nerf #officewarfare - 4 days ago
RT @TwopTwips REBEKAH. Don't worry. According to what I've read in shit newspapers it's like a holiday camp. (via @mostly_grumpy) - 6 days ago
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